This Really Pisses Me Off???
The following list printed in issue #7, compiled by Dea.
1. Slow
drivers.
2. When I'm driving along, get up to a light & it turns yellow. So, I have
to either slam on the brakes or speed through!
3. I run out of cigarettes. (I quit smoking since I made this list!)
4. People don't return my stamps, after I ask them 5 million times.
5. When people hang up on the answering machine.
6. When people say, "Eww, that's so gross! Why would you get your tongue
pierced?"
7. When people cut me off & I have to slam on the brakes.
8. When the post office fucks up my mail and I get 1/2 of a letter in a plastic
bag, that says, "sorry".
9. Rap.
10. Country.
11. People who start at me.
12. When there's no parking places.
13. People who drive 25 mph in a 35 mph zone.
14. When bands take 3 months to return an interview.
15. When people pronounce my name wrong. It's "Dee", not
"Dee-uh".
16. When my leg cramps up.
17. P.M.S.
18. Sneezing.
19. When I can't find my, "This Pisses Me Off" list.
20. People, in general.
21. Jocks.
22. The Spice Girls.
23. Mariah Carey.
24. Puff Daddy (Poop Daddy)
25. Sitting in a waiting room while being subjected to country or easy listening
music.
26. When my cat is in heat.
27. Winter/snow.
28. Prissy girls.
29. When my pen runs out of ink in the middle of a letter.
30. When the black streaks in my hair fade.
31. Anyone who says, "My Bad!".
32. Being broke.
33. Rude people.
34. When people don't say, "Thank You".
35. When my dog poops on the floor.
36. When I was in school & I'd get called on to read out loud.
37. Reading out loud in school when someone would make me laugh & I'd get in
trouble.
38. Homies with their pants down below their butt.
39. Spilling my drink all over myself.
40. People who don't return my call.
41. Getting lost going to a show.
42. Phone bills.
43. When bands on stage don't announce who they are.
44. People who think they're vampires.
45. When I say, "Thank You", and the person doesn't respond.
46. When people put so much tape on an envelope that I have to CUT it open!
47. When girls brag about their boyfriend being in a band. As if anyone cares.
48. When I correspond with a band, and after I interview them, I never hear from
them again. I feel so used!
49. When people write, "letters" that are only 2 sentences long.
50. MEN!
51. Having to get up early.
52. Not being able to depend on anyone but myself...not even supposed
"friends".
53. Being sick.
54. Days when there's no mail.
55. Family get-togethers/holidays.
56. That tattoos and piercings have become SOOO trendy.
57. My job.
58. That girl from No Doubt.
59. Fucking 'N Sync. I'm so sick of seeing them everywhere!
60. When I'm on the phone and the dogs start barking.
61. Missing a show because my supposed friends don't get back with me about
going after I bug them about it 500 times.
62. People who start rumors that are not true.
THE FOLLOWING WERE ADDED ON AFTER THE LIST WAS ORIGINALLY PRINTED:
63. I get booted off the computer.
64. My hand gets covered with cheese from Cheetos!
65. When people make money orders payable to Death Row Distro., and not to ME. I
can't cash the damned things!
66. When bands go on a shit talking campaign because they got a bad review.
67. When I help someone get started with their underground "projects",
by giving them advice (which they asked for), support and friendship and in
return, they stab me in the back.
68. The words, "Peeps".
69. When people don't sign my guestbook! (hint, hint!)
70. Bill collectors calling at 8:00 a.m..
71. Service charges.
72. Porn junk e-mail.
73. Spiders!!!!
74. Those annoying "pop up" ads on websites.
75. Children on AOL who have nothing better to do, but talk shit about
something/someone that they know absolutely nothing about.
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