IDIOTS ON AOL!!!
It didn't take me long to figure out that
America On Line is filled with pathetic sad people who have nothing better to do
than start up idiotic conversations with complete strangers. I usually ignore
these people, but sometimes I play along. Some of these Instant Message
conversations are quite hilarious...so I thought I'd bring them to you....I'm
sure I'll be adding more in the future, so keep checking back. All of these
conversations are posted EXACTLY how they appeared in the IM. If anyone else has
any funny conversations to share, e-mail them to me!
SXeposeur: So you're in with the trenchcoats?
MetlMafia: duh
SXeposeur: Oh cool, so you gonna go shoot me now, huh?
MetlMafia: who are you??????
SXeposeur: I am god
Sxeposeur: muuuuuuuhahahahahahahhahaa
SXeposeur: BOW BOW
SXeposeur: I AM THE CHIRPING POTATO GOD
MetlMafia: wow, that is so intelligent.
SXeposeur: CHIRP CHIRP
SXeposeur: THE POTATO GOD WANTS TO DO WHO IS DUMB ENOUGH TO NAME THERE BAND
DYING FETUS
SXeposeur: ANSWER MEM ORAL
SXeposeur: I SHOULD NAME MY BAND VILE CORPSE
SXeposeur: ITS SOOOOOO DEATH METAL
SXeposeur: LIKE GRRRRRR IM SO GOTH AND SCARY WITH MY MAKEUP AND SATANISM
SXeposeur: GRRRRRRR
SXeposeur: I AM THE CHIRPING POTATO GOD
SXeposeur: DO AS I SAY
SXeposeur: EAT A POTATO
MetlMafia: haha, GOTH! you know absolutely NOTHING! Goth is GAY! and how fucking
stupid is a Potato God? Get a life!
SXeposeur: KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY
SXeposeur: OH YEAH? IM GONNA NAME MY BAND ROTTING FLY MAGGOT BOY
SXeposeur: ITS LIKE SO DARK
SXeposeur: YA KNOW
SXeposeur: DEEP MAN DEEP
SXeposeur: THE POTATO GOD KNOWS ALL
SXeposeur: BLOOD GORE DEATH EVIL SATAN DEVIL MAN
SXeposeur: MY NEW BAND NAME
MetlMafia: And what the Hell kind of name is SexPoseur?
SXeposeur: GRRRRRRRRRRR KILL THE PIG
SXeposeur: SEX?
SXeposeur: hahahahahahaa
SXeposeur: YOU VILE MORAL
MetlMafia: Sxe, whatever
SXeposeur: MORTAL
MetlMafia: Moral?
SXposeur: FOOL
MetlMafia: HAHAHAH
MetlMafia: look who's talking moron.
SXeposeur: YOU EVIL FOOL TALKING TO THE POTATO GOD ABOUT SEX
SXeposeur: THE POTATO GOD HAS NO SEX
SXeposeur: HE GROWS SPORES
MetlMafia: I can see why
SXeposeur: I AM THE ASEXUAL POTATO GOD
SXeposeur: BIOLOGY MAN IN DA HOUSE
SXeposeur: I GET ASEXUAL WITH OTHER POTATOES
SXeposeur: I HAVE EYES, I HAVE BUDS
MetlMafia: I'm not surprised.
SXeposeur: OH BABY WHEN THEY RUB MY BUDS
SXeposeur: I GROW IN DARK DAMP PLACES
SXeposeur: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHA
SXeposeur: YOU SHOULD BE SURPRISED MORTAL
SXeposeur: I WILL FRENCH FRY YOUR POTATO
SXeposeur: I WILL STEW YOUR TOMATO
SXeposeur: i WILL KETCHUP YOUR FRENCH FRY
SXeposeur: I WILL well yeah
MetlMafia: you wish. big talk for a 12 year old
SXeposeur: ILL TELL MY MOMMY ON YOU
SXeposeur: POTATO GODS HAS SUPERIORS YOU KNOW
MetlMafia: ooooh
SXeposeur: SHE'LL LEARN YOU
SXeposeur: TALKING TO THE POTATO GOD THAT WAY
MetlMafia: learn me?
SXeposeur: MY MOMMY IS CUCUMBER
SXeposeur: A BIG GREEN CUCUMBER
SXeposeur: THAT'S HOW I WAS BORN YOU KNOW
MetlMafia: who the fuck are you???
SXeposeur: THE MOMMY CUCUMBER SAID TO THE DADDY CUCUMBER
SXeposeur: LETS TALK
SXeposeur: AND AFTER THEY TALKED
SXeposeur: THE STORK CAME BY
SXeposeur: AND WAS MAD
SXeposeur: BECAUSE HE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH HIS WIFE
SXposeur: AND SAID FORGET YOU
SXeposeur: AND LEFT ME, MR POTATO
SXeposeur: MY BORTHER MR BUCKET IS A NICE GUY
SXeposeur: BALLS POP OUT OF HIS MOUTH
SXeposeur: BUCKETS OF FUN
SXeposeur: I LOVE MY BROTHER
SXeposeur: AND MY CUCUMBER PARENTS
SXeposeur: AFTER REALIZING I WAS A POTATO BASTARD, I MOVE AWAY
SXeposeur: AND FOUND THE GARDEN OF PEDEN
SXeposeur: WHERE I LEARNED TO GROW EYES
SXeposeur: AND SPORES
SXeposeur: AND BAKE MYSELF
SXeposeur: (couth, cough)
SXeposeur: anyways, as you saying
Jenn90485: cool profile
MetlMafia: thanks
Jenn90485: welcome! you sound interesting..I'm jenny/19
MetlMafia: ok, cool..where are you from?
Jenny90845: alabama..you?
MetlMafia: ohio
Jenny90845: oh..what are you up to? I'm bored out of my mind
MetlMafia: filling out a slam book
Jenny90845: oh, sounds like fun...my friend just gave me some crazy pics
MetlMafia: cool
Jenny90845: they're pics of my ex-friend's brother who was sleeping naked (we
took pics of him when some friends and I stayed over at her house a couple of
years ago)..lol..anyways, he died soon after.
MetlMafia: that sucks
Jenny90845: yeah, for him
Jenny90845: it was funny to see the guy sleeping naked though! lol..wanna see a
pic?
MetlMafia: nah, that's alright
Jenny90846: k
USRobots001: yo yo
MetlMafia: hey
USRobots001: you into new metal?
MetlMafia: did you look at my profile?
USRobots001: nah, brb
USRobots001: no no, I mean good new metal
MetlMafia: what defines "good new metal"?
USRobots001: like indie metal
MetlMafia: like who?
USRobots001: karp
MetlMafia: who?
USRobots001: champs
USRobots001: on k records
MetlMafia: never heard of them
USRobots001: you need to chech out karp
MetlMafia: i only like the brutally sick death metal
USRobots001: thats so passe
MetlMafia: thanks!
USRobots001: check out karp
USRobots001: do it
MetlMafia: what do they sound like?
USRobots001: it'll rock yr whole record collection
MetlMafia: ohh, i see
USRobots001: no seriously
USRobots001: check out Loop too
MetlMafia: the names sound pretty cheesy
USRobots001: Loop?
USRobots001: fuck no
MetlMafia: Fruit Loops!
USRobots001: is on the more pshychy side
USRobots001: oh clever
MetlMafia: ::pats herself on the back:: thanks
USRobots001: get some champs to
USRobots001: instrumental metal
MetlMafia: champs..sounds like some sort of vitamin!
USRobots001: probably more like a cereal
MetlMafia: either one
USRobots001: but they fucking rock
MetlMafia: rock?
MetlMafia: doesn't sound very heavy
USRobots001: yes rock
USRobot001: haha
USRobots001: you have no idea
MetlMafia: yeah, I am pretty ignorant
USRobots001: i mean good metal, not cheesy ass black church pussy metal
MetlMafia: black church metal? as in black metal?
USRobots001: sure
MetlMafia: I don't like black meta, so it doesn't matter
USRobots001: ar as in metal bands from the black church cult
USRobots001: fuck that shit
MetlMafia: as in who?
USRobots001: look, where are you?
MetlMafia: i'm in the family room
USRobots001: which is where?
MetlMafia: the back of my house
USRobots001: which is where?
MetlMafia: at the end of the street
USRobots001: again..which is where/
MetlMafia: Fo-town
USRobots: whats that?
MetlMafia: the nickname foe the town I live in
USRobots001: what is the proper name of this town?
MetlMafia: Fostoria
MetlMafia: did you not read my profile?
USRobots001: hmm, home of devo
USRobots001: i can't read
MetlMafia: i understand
USRobots001: are they any record stores there, i mean not like shit mainstream
stores
MetlMafia: nah, not in this town
USRobots001: oh well, no good music fo ryou then
MetlMafia: I have PLENTY of good music, thank you
USRobots001: ok, no better music for you
MetlMafia: nah, i have the BEST music..everything else is just weak and pales in
comparison
USRobots001: how can you know if youve never ehard it
MetlMAfia: well, i don't think anything else can get heavier than the music I
listen to..no chance
USRobots001: again, ignorance prohibits you from discovery
MetlMafia: awww, that's so sweet of you to say!!!!!
USRobots001: yr welcome
MetlMafia: like I said before, i doubt any band named, "Loop" can be
heavier than bands like Fleshgrind and Deranged
USRobots001: i got another one, wanna hear it?
MetlMafia: sure
USRobots001: heaviness isnt the only sound in the universe
USRobots001: open yrself
MetlMafia: to me, it's the only thing worth listening to.
MetlMafia: I have opened myself up to other styles of music and everything else
just sucks!
USRobots001: again, yr a child that has only tasted rainbow sorbet
MetlMafia: a child?
USRobots001: yes
USRobots001: a child
USRobots001: i can say it again
MetlMafia: and what are you? A grandpa?
USRobots001: yes
USRobots001: I 'm a granpapapapa
MetlMafia: i'm only 12, anyways
USRobots001: yes you are
MetlMafia: boo hoo
USRobots001: wah wah
USRobots001: send me a pic
MetlMafia: why? i'm just a child...you pervert
USRobots001: yes i am
USRobots001: i'm a petafile
USRobots001: now send it
MetlMafia: that would be PEDOPHILE...I'm only 12, but atleast I can spell.
USRobots001: i can't read or spell
USRobots001: now send it
MetlMafia: awfully pushy
USRobots001: yes, now send it
MetlMafia: why should I?
USRobots001: shoulda woulda coulda, why not?
MetlMafia: sorry, you have to say sweeter thanks than calling me an
"ignorant child" to get my pic
USRobots001: fine
MetlMafia: yeah, i know fine
USRobots001: you you mound of honey, please yes please
MetlMafia: too late
USRobots001: aw, you tricked me!!
USRobots001: you deliberately waited til it was just too late
MetlMafia: you shouldn't have been such an ass!
USRobots001: now im beyond the point of no return
MetlMafia: no, it's too late to tryt o kiss my ass
MetlMafia: the damage is done
USRobots001: is it worth kissing?
MetlMafia: so i've been told
USRobots001: may i be the judge of that?
MetlMafia: nah
USRobots001: now yr being mean
MetlMafia: i told you..it's too late now, give it up
USRobots001: ok look ill be serious
USRobots001: im NOT trying to hit on you
USRobots001: i have a gf
USRobots001: in fact i date wonder woman
MetlMafia: i feel sorry for wonder woman
USRobots001: and send me a pic os yr friends whatever, i don't care
MetlMafia: is your life so boring that you have to beg people for pics?
USRobots001: does she deserve beter than me?
USRObots001: yes
MetlMafia: yes
USRobots001: ok
USRobots001: i guess she does
USRobots001: she deserves the best
MetlMafia: use a bigger font old man!
USRobots001: ok
USRobots001: but i feel small now
USRobots001: you destroyed me
MetlMafia: you're still small
USRobots001: listen goddamnit, i said i feel small
USRobots001: you crushed me
USRobots001: im a mound of rubble
MetlMafia: uh huh
USRobots001: well can you desrive yrself?
USRObots: you got featheres hair?
MetlMafia: i have two arms, two legs, two eyes and a nose!
USRobots001: nice
USRobots001: 2 eyes too?
MetlMafia: don't i turn you on?
USRobots001: rawr
MetlMafia: meeeeee-owwww!
USRobots001: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrUFF
MetlMafia: yep
USRobots001: 10 toes too?
USRobots001: any belly buttons?
MetlMafia: no, i'm kinda deformed...i have 12 toes and no bellybutton
USRobots001: shite
USRobots001: how many fingers?
MetlMafia: 13
USRobots001: oofah!
USRobots001: breaststs?
MetlMafia: 3
USRobots001: lemme guess you say mOOoo
MetlMafia: of course!
USRobots001: you have an udder?
USRobots001: and a tail?
MetlMafia: how'd you guess?
USRobots001: ok i guess im bothering you
USRobots001: bye
MetlMafia: later
ChildofThe Korn8: listening to
korn?
RTciborium: no, vomit remnants
Child ofTheKorn8: lol um, could you please elaborate on that?
RTciborium: it's a band that could kick your corporate ass
ChildofTheKorn8: so a bunch of 17 year olds feel good about themselves for
beating up someone 3 years younger?
ChildofTheKorn8: hmm, very brave
RTciborium: 17 year olds?
RTciborium: try again
ChildofTheKorn8: older?
RTciborium: yes
ChildofTheKorn8: well, then it's even worse
RTciborium: fabulous
ChildofTheKorn8: is that a sign of bravery?
RTciborium: is that a sign of your gayness?
ChildofTheKorn8: how do you figure i'm gay?
RTciborium: for listening to gay music
ChildofTheKorn8: ok, you sound like a 4th grader
RTciborium: do i care?
ChildofTheKorn8: that's something a little kid would say..."gay"
ChildofTheKorn8: you should
ChildofTheKorn8: i listen to good music
ChildofTheKorn8: industrial music is alot better than your "death
metal"
RTciborium: i refer to everything that i dislike as "gay". So get used
to it
ChildofTheKorn8: so back to vomit remnants
ChildofTheKorn8: how do you use them to find my intellect?
RTciborium: i never did, quit trying to sound smart.
ChildofTheKorn8: listen, im not trying
ChildofTheKorn8: stop saying that repeatedly, it makes you look like a total
fool
ChildofTheKorn8: more so than usual
ChildofTheKorn8: which is quite baffling, to say the least
RTCiborium: I laugh at how gay you sound. Do you think you're cool talking like
a twat?
ChildofTheKorn8: oh yeas, look how cool i am
RTciborium: not cool at all
ChildofTheKorn8: i have more coolness in my penis head than you will ever amass
in a lifetime
RTciborium: and that penis head of yours hasn't even hit puberty yet
RTciborium: so let's not talk about that
ChildofTheKorn8: yet i manage to ejaculate
RTciborium: while looking at gay porn
Hottgal498: u r sick
MetlMafia: thanks
Hottgal498: u will be punished
MetlMafia: oh really?
Hottgal498: yes u will
MetlMafia: how will i be punished?
Hottgal498: u'll see just wait and see
Hottgal498: all in due time
MetlMafia: ooooh, i'm scared
Hottgal498: im not trying to scare u
Hottgal498: just warning u
MetlMafia: why am I sick?
Hottgal498: u r into bad things instear of enjoying whats good
MetlMafia: oh jeepers no
Hottgal498: do what u wish
MetlMafia: what is my punishment, Miss Perfect, may I ask?
Hottgal498: i cannot judge u
MetlMafia: you already are
Hottgal498: i'm trying to tell u the things ur into will lead to nothing
MetlMafia: well, only closed minded individuals believe that.
Hottgal498: why dont u go to chuch and pray to god?
MetlMafia: i don't believe in God.
Hotgal498: wh ydont u believe in god?
MetlMafia: i have many personal reasons and beliefs.
Hottgal498: dont u think some higher power is responsible for all creation?
MetlMafia: well, it's not from an invisible m an in the sky!
Hottgal498: ok
Hottgal498: dont u think that higher power is God?
MetlMafia: "God" is up there with Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny
Hottgal498: ok, sure
Hottgal498: listen i see ur not caring, so i wish u the best
MetlMafia: i am a very caring person, but why am I a bad person just b/c I don't
believe God? That's the idiocy of Christians, Just becuase a person doesn't
believe in God does not make them a bad person.
Hottgal498: im not saying ur bad
MetlMafia: you are insinuating
Hottgal498: im not saying anything about u just that i think the things u r into
if theyre true r not good for u
Hottgal498: those things r dark and evil
MetlMafia: well, you told me that I wil be punished. But what gives you the
right to say that????
Hottgal498: everyone will be punished
Hottgal498: i will be punished too
Hottgal498: we all have to take responsisbilities for out actions
MetlMafia: Everyone is going to die and that's it. The only punishment will be
death, and to some people that's not even a punishment.
Hottgal498: no thers life after this world
MetlMafia: that's what you believe
Hottgal498: i know
MetlMafia: everyone has their own beliefs
Hottgal498: look im sorry if i offended u
MEDUSA SKN: yep! Oh! I just
pooped myself!
MetlMafia: DOH! Cris is poopin!
MEDUSA SKN: AAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!! Whew!
That one hurt!
MetlMafia: sometimes you have to push!
MEDUSA SKN: yeah man! I think I tore a new
asshole or something!
ewww!!! lol
MetlMafia: HAHAHAH, we're so sick! sometimes you can push and push,
but
only little toots come out!
MEDUSA SKN: yeah! that sucks worse!
veins are poppin out more than the
poop! haha
MetlMafia: and you get stomach cramps, becauise you need to poop,
but you
can't!
MEDUSA SKN: Yeah, and the insides of your ass get
these weird pains,
like its gonna turn itself inside out...and still, you cant poop!
MetlMafia: and then later, you get bad diarrahea and you end up
running to
the toilet, and double over in pain while it shoots out your ass! lolll, this
conversation is too funny!
MEDUSA SKN: Yeah! and then you think youre
done, and five minutes after
you wipe up and pull everything up, you have to run again..yes it is quite
funny isnt it? haha
MetlMafia: haha yeah, and then you're ass gets extremely sore from
all that
wiping.
MEDUSA SKN: yeah...so you have to switch to the
tissues made with
lotion!
MetlMafia: and those still hurt!
MEDUSA SKN: and then you get that stray piece of toilet paper stuck
there....and it sits there for a bit and then the next time you "wipe"
you
thing a piece of your asshole came off with it!
MetlMafia: you get tp stuck in your asshole????????
MEDUSA SKN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MEDUSA SKN: umm....no?
MEDUSA SKN: HAHAHA!
MetlMafia: SHIT! you are making me laugh too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEDUSA SKN: haha!
MetlMafia: i needed a good laugh! thanks! ain't nothing like a good
poop
conversation to get the laughs a rollin!
MEDUSA SKN: no problem sister!! haha Im
laughing my ass off too! Jeff
must think Im doing crack in here or something!
MetlMafia: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MetlMafia: ::sniff sniff::
MEDUSA SKN: I love you too!! :)
MetlMafia: YAY! we shall poop together, some day
MetlMafia: but don't let the TP get stuck!
MEDUSA SKN: Aww dont cry honey!! Me wuv you
too! Yes we will..when we
see each other, we will make a beeline for the ladies room!
MEDUSA SKN: Ill make sure to get it all out, just
for you!!
MetlMafia: hahah yeah!!!!!!!!! bring some air freshner!
MEDUSA SKN: a big bottle of glade!
MetlMafia: it may get a little stinky
MEDUSA SKN: probably alot stinky, since Jill will
probably want a part
of the action! haha
MetlMafia: everyone will leave if we do that! yay! then we can have
the
whole place to ourselves to poop as much as we want!
MetlMafia: k
MetlMafia: whooops! that wasn't meant to go to you!
MEDUSA SKN: yaay! oh thats ok..it kinda fit
in anyway!
MetlMafia: haha, okey dokey. it was a queer "k"
UGRecords: i know what
happenend when he stayed over your house
MetlMafia: yes, you DO know what happened, b/c I TOLD you what
happened!!!!!!!!
UGRecords: yup
UGRecords: in the bedroom
MetlMafia: he didn't step foot in my bedroom!
UGRecords: cuz he laid with you on your bed
MetlMafia: no, no, no, he didn't come close to my bedroom!
UGRecords: thats cuz you guys didi it on the couch
MetlMafia: yeah, and it was good
UGRecords: c i knew it
UGRecords: the words out now
MetlMafia: hahahha, NO WAY!!!!!!!!
UGRecords: yeah right you just admited to me
MetlMafia: i just said it to make you happy
UGRecords: yeah right
UGRecords: i knbow the truth now
UGRecords: im putting in my next ctalog
MetlMafia: so he hasn't had any of the mafia women
UGRecords: yeaH right
UGRecords: boom
UGRecords: boom
UGRecords: out goes the lights
MetlMafia: the lights stay on
UGRecords: boom booom
UGRecords: oh you like it with he light s on huh
MetlMafia: nah, dark is better b/c you have to feel your way around
UGRecords: lol
MetlMafia: it's true
MEDUSA SKN:
dont make fun of me DEA! you dont even know me! bitch!
EBaer10567: ugh,,,,i feel better,,
MetlMafia: fuck you!
MEDUSA SKN: fuck you!!!
Threechordjay: yep, i am serious about my musuc
MetlMafia: no thanks
Threechordjay: i love it, could live without it
EBaer10567: oh no,,cat fight,,
MEDUSA SKN: Ill kill you you stupid Bitch!!!
Threechordjay: whoops, couldn't i meant
RATT87: uhh
MetlMafia: oh shut the fuck up, whore
RATT87: ok that's better three.....haha
EBaer10567: STEPS BACK
Threechordjay: rar, rar, purrrrrrr
MEDUSA SKN: eat my sloppy cunt!!
Threechordjay: yep, sorry ratt
RATT87: haha
MetlMafia: your rat infested hole
MetlMafia: no thanks
RATT87: did u say ratt?
MEDUSA SKN: eat it anyway!
RATT87: haha
MetlMafia: nah, don't want crabs
MEDUSA SKN: yeah you do! you live on em, you fucking
cocklicker!
RATT87: whare are you Mafia and medusa from?
EBaer10567: MEDUSA,,,AND DEA,,,,,CHILL..
MetlMafia: fuck off you cunt loving dyke
MEDUSA SKN: kiss my shit covered ass, you puke gobbler!
RATT87: man i make a private room and this what
happens......hmmmm
Threechordjay: <==== kicking back, getting mental visual of cat fight
EBaer10567: SORRY ALEX,,,DEA IS A SWEET HEART THOUGH...
MetlMafia: thanks erik
RATT87: uhhhhh
EBaer10567: ANY TIME,,, HUN,,
MetlMafia: go lick your girlfriends shit stains, bitch!
MEDUSA SKN: happy too!! tastes like butter! Unlike
your rancid cunt!
MetlMafia: honey, i've never had any complaints thank you
MEDUSA SKN: hey guys...were kidding
MEDUSA SKN: dont be alarmed
MetlMafia: haha you guys are gullable
Threechordjay: hey girls, this isn't a korn room, so stop fighting, LOL
Threechordjay: ah, ok
MEDUSA SKN: Dea knows I love her!
EBaer10567: OH,,,,,,,LOOKS IN AMAZMENT
MEDUSA SKN: muah! honey!
RATT87: haha
MetlMafia: crissie is my honey bunches!
MEDUSA SKN: xoxo
MetlMafia: xoxox
EBaer10567: AWW,W,,,,,TO GIRLS HUGGING AND KISSING,,MM
MetlMafia: eww!
MEDUSA SKN: dont be a pig!
MEDUSA SKN: LOL
JMUNECA123:
Hey sweatheart do you believe in love at first sight or should i look at your
pic again
JMUNECA123: don't feel like talking it's cool
MetlMafia: lol..who are you???
JMUNECA123: your future husband
MetlMafia: LOL..you wish
JMUNECA123: why are you denial
MetlMafia: b/c you don't even know me, and i don't know you, so marriage is out of the question!
JMUNECA123: hey you are a girl i'am a guy what else are we missing? lol
JMUNECA123: are you still on?
MetlMafia: yes
MetlMafia: are you this bored?
JMUNECA123: age/loc/nat
MetlMafia: 52, Holland, african american
JMUNECA123: 3/spain/indian
MetlMafia: just like i like my men
JMUNECA123: hey grandma should you be watching matlock right now?lol
MetlMafia: i am..it's making me hot
JMUNECA123: ;let me get some viagra and pleasure you
MetlMafia: you're only 3 and you already have a hard time getting it up???? damn
JMUNECA123: yeah i mean i been having sex since i was born
MetlMafia: damn, you must be tired
JMUNECA123: that's why i'am the co-founde of viagra
JMUNECA123: founder*
MetlMafia: nothing better than a limp 3 year old
JMUNECA123: you bet
MetlMafia: your pink font is very manly
JMUNECA123: it's not pink is blue
MetlMafia: it's pink on my screen
JMUNECA123: YOU MUST HAVW A MESS UP SCREEN
JMUNECA123: TRUST ME IT'S NOT PINK
MetlMafia: LOL
MetlMafia: ok
JMUNECA123: so babe what goes down in ohio?
MetlMafia: me
JMUNECA123: no santa claus
MetlMafia: he's a hottie
JMUNECA123: you need glasses babe?
MetlMafia: yeah, my cataracts are getting worse
JMUNECA123: i mean when you are as old as your are things start to go
MetlMafia: oh, don't i know it
JMUNECA123: i mean do you have a young grand daughter that i might get to know a little better?
MetlMafia: yeah, she's my daughter and my sister
JMUNECA123: Let me find out that you people get freaky lke that?
JMUNECA123: like*
MetlMafia: you gotta keep it in the family
JMUNECA123: hey i don't know what you mean but it's cool for my fiance
MetlMafia: you will like it once you try it
JMUNECA123: i mean our children should be raised that same way
MetlMafia: yes, we will teach them to keep it in the family
JMUNECA123: but hey you wanna start our family now or later?
MetlMafia: well, i don't have much longer so we'd better start now
JMUNECA123: let me know where you live then it's on
MetlMafia: ok, i live in ohio...in a box on the corner of hoe street and main
MetlMafia: i'm waiting
JMUNECA123: give me five minutes i live near the mall
MetlMafia: ok, hurry!
JMUNECA123: get the condoms ready?
MetlMafia: what do we need those for if we are starting our family?????
JMUNECA123: we got to pratice first then we begin
MetlMafia: oh, ok
JMUNECA123: you got to lick it before you stick it
MetlMafia: oh no! my dentures!
JMUNECA123: you got to take them off
MetlMafia: OH, i understand now
MetlMafia: you got to lick, too...so don't forget!
JMUNECA123: i mean come on a virgin church girl has never had any practice
MetlMafia: who's a virgin church girl?????
JMUNECA123: uuuuuuu
MetlMafia: nah ah...i was a little slut in my day
JMUNECA123: yeah ok i belive you?
MetlMafia: fine, you don't have to!
JMUNECA123: that was a good laugh virgin lips
MetlMafia: it wasn't supposed to be
JMUNECA123: seriously you were? jokes aside
MetlMafia: lol, no
JMUNECA123: ok so you are waiting for marriage
MetlMafia: how old are you REALLY?????
JMUNECA123: 20
MetlMafia: i'm not a virgin, but i'm not a slut either
JMUNECA123: how is that?
MetlMafia: a slut is someone who has sex with a millino guys
MetlMafia: i don't do that
JMUNECA123: so how many guys have you ever been with? if you mind me asking :)
MetlMafia: not too many..we'll keep it at that
JMUNECA123: hey that is cool with me how old are you
MetlMafia: 23
JMUNECA123: you are not that old sweatheart you like younger guys?
MetlMafia: usually not, to be honest
JMUNECA123: but i'am a exception right :)
MetlMafia: LOL, o fcourse