DAFT LABELS & SIGNS

now i know in this day and age what with court cases and government controls ...people have to be careful.........buy why on earth would you write a label like this and stick it on a ...........

Lighter----------Ignite lighter away from face

Mattress---------Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Air Conditioner------------Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows

Blow Dryer -------Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Japanese Food Processor------Not to be used for anything else.

Vacuum Cleaner

1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

White - Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer -----Keep away from water

Fritos ------------You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Mark and Spencer's Bread Pudding --------Product will be hot after heating.

Swanson TV Dinners--------This product must be cooked before eating.

Sainsbury Peanuts----------Warning: This product contains nuts.

Tesco's Tirimisu Desert ----------Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash --------WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed,seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.

Nytol Sleep Aid --------Warning: May cause drowsiness

Swedish Chainsaw--------Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine---------Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Wheelbarrow--------Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.

 

 

Energizer AAA 4 Pack ------If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Komatsu Floodlight-------This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Christmas Lights -------Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Korean Kitchen Knife--------Keep out of children.

Pepper Spray ------Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Zippo Lighter----------Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Rowenta Iron----------Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Batman Costume------Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

European Camera---------This camera will only work when film is inside.

American Airlines Peanuts--------Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup--------After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle: CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

Pudding ---------Caution: Will be hot after heating.

Unknown Toilet Plunger-------Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray -CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin.

Dial Soap---------Directions: Use like regular soap.

Little Ones Baby Lotion--------Keep away from children

Hair Coloring---------Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap--------Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Bath & Body Works Moisture - Rich Body Lotion----------CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate-------Contains iron.