QUESTIONS

Q. Why do they call it PMT?

A. Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know she’ll swallow.

Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness"

Q: How can you tell when your dogs are kinky?

A: They start doing it in the missionary position.

Q: What is the definition of confusion?

A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?

A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!

Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it’s probably screwed in too tight anyway

Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

A: Mace.

Q: If Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, do you think greece would help.

Q: What's the definition of a virgin in Tennessee?

A: A twelve year old that can outrun her father.

Q. What is the definition of wicker box?

A. It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna

Q:What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel?

A:Somebody who knocks on the door and tells you to fuck off.

Q. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer

 A.An offer you can't understand.