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Q. Why do they call it PMT? A. Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. |
Q: Whats so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know shell swallow. |
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Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder. |
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness" |
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Q: How can you tell when your dogs are kinky? A: They start doing it in the missionary position. |
Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. |
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Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year! |
Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, its probably screwed in too tight anyway |
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A: Mace. |
Q: If Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, do you think greece would help. |
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Q: What's the definition of a virgin in Tennessee? A: A twelve year old that can outrun her father. |
Q. What is the definition of wicker box? A. It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna |
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Q:What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel? A:Somebody who knocks on the door and tells you to fuck off. |
Q. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer A.An offer you can't understand.
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