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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

Why do people w/closed minds always open their big mouths?

The poorest person is one not without money, but without a dream.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why they call it the present.

Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.

Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

People will forget what u say, people will forget what u do, but they will never forget how u made them feel.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Do what you want and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter, don't mind.

Why do people kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Reality is a figment of your imagination.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."

You can complain that roses have thorns or be happy that thorns have roses.

True friendship is the only rose without thorns.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

(On people going to war over religion):You're killing each other to see who's got the best imaginary friend.

True friends stab each other in the front.

Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself

Religion is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Two secrets to life. 1. Don't tell people everything u know.

Save the rainforests. Eat a vegetarian.

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

To get better grades u must lower your standards.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory

It often shows an excellent command of language to say nothing.

Laziness is the habit of resting before you get tired.

Humans are not the only species on earth, though they act like it.

Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

The smarter you act..... the stupider you seem.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.