Jeff is a true guitar hero for the masses. He's been playing for ages and ages. Hence, he is quite a source for all knowledge Rock, his specialty being indie rock. One of his greatest talents is his uncanny mimicry of Edie Massey--Pink Flamingo's egg lady and Desperate Living's Queen Carlotta. Many a day of ours has been made better by Jeff squeaking out, "Hey little birdie, want some pizza?" Also a maven commputer programmer, he (obviously) doesn't fit the stereotype.
