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Born in Queens, New York, I spent a good deal of my life in the slums, except when I travel, and I love to travel! My favorite place is the Bronx, where I lived as a Thug for a year and worked as an chemical engineer for the 5th Ave Pimp Crew. I've also been to Harlem, Spanish-Harlem, Brooklyn, Bed-Sty and the Boogy Down. I hope to go to South Beach, Miami some day; I hear God lives there. From July 2001-May 2003, I lived in the Peoples Republic of Berkeley, California to attend a commune called Boalt Hall. It has mild winters, mild summers, mild falls, mild springs -- come to think of it there are no seasons at all. But I, fortunately, was able to figure what month is was by looking at my calender and confirming it with my 3-hump camel. In Berkeley, I met tons of crazy people and have recently been eating lots of expensive, gourmet chocolate so I can take a breathtaking whale watching tour by standing in the mirror and singing my favorite Celine tunes. My favorite movie is "Faster." Check out the trailer. |