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I'm only one cat!

 

Ok...yes it's true that politicians and Bill Gates rule the world, but in my eyes, Monchu, my cat (see above) rules all.  I mean he's just different from all the other cats I've ever come across.  I swear up and down that he has a geniune soul in his body.  He's like this pure, beautiful person trapped in a cat's body. Angelic almost...

Monchu's a good friend, probably my best friend.  Always loyal.  In fact he may have even saved my life once, but that's a story for another day...

My name is Andy, close friend of Monchu.  Chris is Monchu's owner.  Now with the introductions and handshakes out of the way, let's talk about our belief.  It's simple really...we adore Monchu.  He IS royalty.  We think he should live a king.  Problem is we don't get paid like kings.  We try to treat him well but Fancy Feast doesn't grow on trees.  In I had to share a 49 cent Taco Bell taco with him today. 

So what I am requesting is help us help him.  Monchu is a great listener.  In fact he is great to talk to...he knows everything!!  Send us one dollar (use PayPal) or a check or something ;) to help Monchu live like a king.  Write down a question and an e-mail address to get back to you and Monchu will respond!  Relationship problems?  Money problems?  Broke a nail?  Your bowling average is down?  Need to know your horoscope?  Ask Monchu anything.  He ALWAYS has the right answer.

Send to one of Monchu's caretakers:

Andrew Tezak

226 W. Baltimore St.

Carlisle, PA

17013

All Hail King Monchu!!!

 

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