Random Thoughts

• How come whenever someone is suspended their punishment is to not go to school? --Dimer & Anna
• I bet if you are ever going off a cliff while you are in the air you still try to hit those brakes. Oops those dont work better try the emergency brake! --isagenius

• if we complain about what old people listen to now,.....will kids in 2050 complain when we listen to korn or limpbizkit or metallica?--- they will be like- turn that off ......geese it sucks...its soo old!! --the odd one
• I'll bet that no one, I say no one can sneeze with their eyes open. --Jaymasterjay
• Why is it that people who teach or instruct others about success and money STAY teaching and instructing? Dont they listen to their own advice? -- Jaymasterjay
• Just why is it that you only have to be 18 to DIE for your country, yet you have to be 21 to DRINK? --Lacey
• Why go to school if you're going to die anyways? May as well have fun!
• What if our planet was a molecule in someones bloodstream, and we have millions of planets in our bloodstream?

  These are Lucky Charms Marshmellows. I love Lucky Charms Marshmellows. I eat them a lot. I steal them from the cafeteria. They are good. I ate these marshmellows after I scanned them. They were scrumptious.

  
  

  These Randoms by David

• Why the hell do dogs, when you are only trying to pet them on the head, always try to lift their head to sniff or bite you?!?! I hate that! I just tell them "Fine then! No petting for you!" Yeah. That will put their tail between their legs.
• Why is it that when girls say "Nothings wrong" something is ALWAYS wrong???
• Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?
  

• Why do airplane pilots make it a point to tell you the weather, turbulence, altitude, etc.? Like you can do anything about it! Are you going to raise your hand and be like "Um, how about we try thirty-ONE thousand feet?" Or, "There's a gust coming out of the east? Well then, in that case let me off this plane." Just get me where i need to go dude.
• When a ball or flying object is sailing toward people, why does everyone yell "Heads UP!!"? If anything, shouldn't it be heads DOWN???
• If Mp3's are illegal, how come they are offered everywhere, and wouldn't the entire teen population be put in jail?
• Why is it always old people that leave their turn signal on for miles? They don't listen to loud music, can't they hear the chiming?
• Why is it that all parents can give that one answer that cannot be fought: "Just because," or "Because I said so," and always be right?!?! Thats not fair! You can't say "The earth is flat, because i said so" and get away with it!
• How can women spread melted wax all over their legs and rip the hair up from the root, yet still be scared of a spider?
• Why is it that video rentals are so damn hard to get back ON TIME?
• When did getting a haircut start to cost more than the price of a hat?
• Why do parents care if we drink and party in the house?!?!?! i mean, if we're quiet... :)
• Marijuana is illegal yet we give it to hospital patients to help them.
• Some people actually WATCH and DONATE MONEY to those late night preachers that scream at you on channel 147 at 3 a.m.

  This is the spoon I eat Lucky Charms with. It is cheap. I also ripped it off from the cafeteria. But it makes me happy because I eat Lucky Charms with ease thanks to the ingenious concave design. God bless America for the spoon.

• ROSE= Random Objects Stop Enemies
• STOP= Stupid Tards Obey Police!
• You can sweat the petty but don't pet the sweaty ---Keith
• Why did kamakazi pilots wear helmets? ---Keith
  
  

  This is a RAYOVAC battery. It was in my CD player, BUT IT DIED. Maxium power, come on. If ESP is on it drains like a sink with no bottom. Maximum my ass. I will never again buy batteries with out that cute little bunny on the package.

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