KEITH THE BEAST

@ Bradley U

Your Name:
Keith
Nicknames:
Keeferno, Kmack, The Beast
Birthday:
Jan 23 1981
Pets:
Sugar Time!

HAVE YOU EVER...

Been so drunk u blacked out:
Can't say I've done that. But certainly a pukefest once
Taken any illegal substances:
Not besides alchy
Gone out in public in your pajamas:
This is a problem?
Set yourself or a body part on fire?:
Every friday. The hair on my hainds has yet to come back. Oh yeah, nose too
Had an imaginary friend:
Nope, I'm not that creative
Made a video:
Just for school
Prank called someone:
Can anyone say Butt Custard and Kentucky Jelly?

FAVORITES:
Shampoo:
Pert Plus
Colors:
Blue
Band/Group:
Van Halen, GNR, Metalica
Big or little:
U lost me
Character on Saved By the Bell:
Kelly of course

MY FRIENDS...

Crush:
Steph but I'd say we're a bit past crush stage
Who's your funniest friend:
Couldn't judge that one
Who do you e-mail the most:
Steph again
Who have you known the longest of your friends:
Dave and Andrew
Who's the loudest:
Sorry Katy but u have this one
Who do you have the most inside jokes with:
Andrew&Dave
Who gets the most annoying when drunk:
Katy, u got this one too

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

God/Devil:
Indeed
Aliens:
Nope
Love:
Yep, it what makes the world go round
Destiny:
Well dream girl, yes
The Big Bang Theory:
No chance
Government Conspiracies:
U can't see them?
That squirrels are evil:
Well they do userp the worlds nut supply
That dorm meat is real meat:
Uh oh, it's not?

WHAT DO YOU DO IN:
class:
Listen, sleep, day dream, homework for my next class
the bathtub:
Haven't taken a bath since 2nd grade
your parents bedroom:
Don't hang there
your siblings bedroom:
or there
the car:
Drive, get pissed at people for leaving beer cans inside

IS IT OK TO:

wear socks 2 days in a row:
No chance
wear underwear 2 days in a row:
even worse
tip cows:
If you don't mind getting shot
honk at people who are driving really slow:
nah
honk at at 2 cars who are taking up both lanes and going really slow:
indeed
honk at ugly kids:
Usually just hoot and hollar at em honk at "deaf child" signs:
can't say i've done it
kiss your dog:
Only Andrew and Dave engage in sexual activity with my dog