HAVE YOU EVER...

Been so drunk u blacked out:

No, id have to actually be a beer drinker first for THAT to happen...

Taken any illegal substances:

Sorry momma shaffie, (yes)

Gone out in public in your pajamas:

Definitely once, but i think that was the only time...

had body parts set on fire:

No, but keith has set parts of me on fire before, thanks buddy.

Had an imaginary friend:

Yes. A little friendly ghost who flies around the country spreading joy and laughter.

Made a video:

Oh no, i leave that to the girls. awesome job with those, really. They were really funny. I laughed for whole seconds at a time. *cough* *cough*....

Prank called someone:

Usually im the one GETTING pranked, thank you katy especially for that night you, nicole and winnie got me out of bed at 2am and on the road... I got my revenge though.

FAVORITES:

Shampoo:

pert plus

Colors:

green, blue, teal

Band/Group:

foo fighters, rhcp, older stuff

Big or little:

I'll have to answer with the old people's underwear: Depends.

Character on Saved By the Bell:

Kelly, and if every other guy doesnt put this then they should check their sexuality.

MY FRIENDS...

Crush:

I like orange, although grape is ok too....hmmmmm...if this question means something else then ill just say "I'm too shy!" and run to the corner to hide.

Who's your funniest friend:

No one beat John, but so many people have made me laugh!!!

Who do you e-mail the most:

No one lately, too busy!! But i return all mail, so pretty much equal to everyone.

Who have you known the longest of your friends:

Andrew. Hard to beat a lifetime, eh?

Who's the loudest:

The creator of this site would definitely rank, winnie and nicole have been known to break decible machines when they team up...

Who do you have the most inside jokes with:

Everyone owns a little peice of my life, probably Andrew, Sarah, and Keith know the most!

Who's the most annoying when drunk:

My Dad. I mean....uhhhhhhh....nevermind!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

God/Devil:

I think so, although i havent been up to par on my church teachings lately, I'm having trouble with that part about "going."

Aliens:

Ghosts count? Yes, i do believe in that.

Love:

Definitely.

Destiny:

Yes.

The Big Bang Theory:

Yes, it happened, there is evidence, ADMIT IT TO YOURSELVES, PEOPLE!

Government Conspiracies:

Now THOSE are definitely real.

That squirrels are evil:

I've seen this question so often, what the hell does it mean?!?! Did someone just randomely pick squirrels to be evil, and how fair is that? Shame on whoever is responsible.

That dorm meat is real meat:

Probably not, i see mousetraps but no mice in the dumpsters, lucky rabbits feet but not the rest of the rabbit...draw your own conclusions.

WHAT DO YOU DO IN:

class:

Sleep or pretend to pay attention.

the bathtub:

I don't bathe, showering has been my thang since gradeschool.

your parents bedroom:

Makeout with my mom good-night.

your siblings bedroom:

Have tea parties with my sister's stuffed animals. Katy's siblings bedroom is a different story though... :)

the car:

Yell at people to finish their beers, store unbelievable amounts of coors light in the trunk, and chase all vehicles with the license plate "NCOLE13" through rockford late at night at high speeds.

IS IT OK TO:

wear socks 2 days in a row:

I won't bust you.

wear underwear 2 days in a row:

I might have to blow the whistle there...

tip cows:

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

honk at people who are driving really slow:

No, that's mean. Just give them the finger and scream "ASSHOLE!!!" before speeding past.

honk at at 2 cars who are taking up both lanes and going really slow:

I just pretend i'm Richard Simmons and ram one from behind until it moves.

honk at ugly kids:

No, i just shout out "Hey ugly kid!! You're.....Ugly!" Or else i just run them over. NOOOO, im a nice guy, I'd never do that!!!

honk at "deaf child" signs:

I try but the sign never reacts.

kiss your dog:

I don't have a dog. If i did, he'd probably bite me. Please don't bring that up again, it's kind of a sensitive topic for me...