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Do You Live in Cow Country?

Why Don't You Find Out?

Contrary to popular belief, cows are not necessary for an area to be classified as "cow country." This handy checklist will let you know whether you or someone you know may live in cow country.

Do you...

live a half hour or more away from any major city?
have clean air?
have clean water?
have a barn in your back yard?
own any farm animal?
have to pack a lunch to walk to your neighbor's house?
see corn everywhere you go?
own a straw hat?
wear a straw hat?
wear plaid or overalls on a regular basis?
consider any street with more than one lane a major roadway?

Can you...

walk from one end of your town to the other?
see grass or trees that are not planted in lawns or neat, orderly rows?
spend hours arguing the virtues of a "rural" lifestyle?
drive a tractor but not spell its name?

Have you ever...

seen the roadkill while it was still alive?
gotten lost in your back yard?
decided what to eat for dinner by shooting into a random bush and eating whatever you found there?
wondered what lies beyond that third traffic light?
driven a tractor on a "major" roadway?





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