Only in Tunkhannock...
Bread*
"Hey, would you like some bread?"
"What?"
"Would you like some bread."
"What? I don't live here."
"No," holds up a bag of WonderBread, "bread."
"Oh, no thanks... We have some..." quickly walks away down a hill
waits a moment, then follows from a distance, shouting, BREAD! BREAD!!!BREEEEEEAAD!!!!!!!!
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*This is, in fact, a completely true story. And we really did have bread.