The Fustian Discourse
Indited by Lexicon Cognoscente
Discourse the First.
Dear Thesaurus Expert Person,
. . . . Why do people use dumb words for things? I mean, really. Are they just not as smart as us? I guess not. Anyway, thanks for writing this cool column. It's cool and things like that.
Dearest Scripter,
. . . . The protelariat utilizes what you and I, by virtue of our puissant perspecacities, would christen "subfusc morphemes," solely as a result of not having perused this treatise.
Dear L.C.,
. . . . Is this exposition not gelastically sibylline?
To that deposition, I riposte: est, for every doyen apperceives Latin.
Dear Lexicon Cognoscente,
. . . . My spousal unit is a cretin. What animus should I undertake in order to palliate this plight?
Garrote him! Cruor! Cruor! Cruor!
IN THE ABUTTING "fUSTIAN DISCOURSE":
The Aureate Cogitations of Agent Scully
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