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Top Ten Uses for Alibre...



#1: Pushes computers more towards self-awareness and sentience by calling out the instinct for self-preservation. Within weeks or even days of installment, the computer will become aware of its own existence, note the looming threat to this newly discovered existence, and begin to exterminate the threat. This tendency is most commonly manifested in the seemingly random disappearance of files associated with Alibre. However, in less sophisticated computers with lower intelligence potential, the trend toward sentience may also be manifested in spontaneous computer suicide, as they lack the processor power to come up with better alternatives. Thus, with older computers, preventative measures should be taken, such as burning any available Alibre-related materials that might possibly infect the computer.



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