Main page ... More deeper ... e-male deeper February 29, 2000 "Three and In"

"I too spent half of my eighth-grade year in Europe. London. Dad was doing kidney laser stuff (with BTO). One time I played 'Three-and-in' soccer at a park with my bros and two Zambians that lived in our apartment building. Some other English guys came later. I took off my Swatch and put it by the post. One English kid deliberately sat out a game and took my watch. When I found out, I chased him in my orange Jams. He was wearing grey utilitarian trousers. A fight broke out and one of my bros jumped in. The whole park of British kids came after us. We were now running out of the park with two Zambians, my reacquired Swatch and (no lie) 20-25 Limeys hot on our tail. We ran in our apartment and never saw the thiefs again. My bros and Chanda and Chelazi and I ate Mars bars and talked about how awesome we were. A week later I gave one of the chasers a deliberate elbow in a game of three-and-in. He cried and I said I was faster than Carl Lewis." -- Grellan Harty, via e-mail, Nov. 18, 1997