Main page ... More deeper ... e-male deeper November 8, 2000 "Bore and Gush"

"I was almost elected President of the United States once. No, really, I was. It was in the 2000 election. You see, the funny thing is, I actually won the popular vote, but lost the electoral ballot. Nuts, huh? I know ... it's like, the people really did want me in there, but the math didn't quite work out. What? No, I've got nothing against the system or that other guy. I don't think he's the brightest candle on the cake, but he ... comes from money. What do I do now? Oh, well, yeah, I drive this bus and listen to rap records -- although my wife doesn't like that too much ... Heheh ... I know, it's not too glamorous, but it almost pays the bills. Either way, the important thing is that Colorado legalized marijuana for medicinal purposes in 2000. What? Hells yeah, I live in Colorado now. Gunnison, actually. Fuck if I was going back to Tennessee after those asshole hicks didn't even vote for me in 2000. Hey, did I tell you I was almost elected President of the United States once? What? I did? Oh, well you know, the short-term memory is the first thing to go. Heheh ... Now, could you hand me that rag? I think I missed a spot."