THE DAILY TRAVESTY | Damned Thing
tHE dAILY tRAVESTY----->
 
Today is May 12, 2000
This is Issue #84 in Volume 1
 
Every calender year comprises a volume. 
We are not sure whether or not we will be around long enough to reach Volume 2.
The editor will be relocating in a few months.
 
 
The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignored, supressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being.  The social engineers, statisticians, psychologists, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and are perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned to it.  The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it.  The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it.  The psychotherapist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it.  Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.
                                                                    --Never Whistle While You're Pissing,
                                                                        by Hagbard Celine, H.M., S.H.
 


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