WARNING TO THE WEAK AND TIMID:  We'd like to guarantee your safety,  but quite simply-- we can't.   So if you're about to poop your khakis, we strongly advise you to RETURN HOME WHILE YOU STILL CAN.  Of course, if you do scurry away like a scared little bunny, don't blame us if the truth surfaces and people chant "Sally, Sally, Wonder Wimp" everywhere you go for the next ten years.