Welcome one and all to our exclusive website where we
value your visit because it means that you're not hanging around idiot
webpages like Private Hell, Inc.
Carol, we've got to be nice,
even though Omega was pretty out of line.
Who cares, we've got our own place to stay!
Let's party Vlaid!
Maybe we should just wait
and see how the webpage does. It might be a flop.
No, Omega's place is a flop, we're going to soar!
Umm, okay, whatever.