I strip for strangers!
Honk if you love kids the way i do.
I love people...they taste like chicken
Did you just look at me, crack face?
wanna come back here and smoke my ass? *note to self - stop saying this in public.
damn all the little chickens on my plate...(sorry about this one...)
this car was made for 2 things, driving and running over SLOW pedestrians.
I'm not a convicted rapist.
I live at ----0 - --7 ---.
I'm like that Mt Dew shken not stirred.
well i've obviously ran out of ideas...because they are turning into creepy delusions instead of bumper stickers so i bid you a good night.
I'm never letting you go home!
