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name:Alan Biller
alises:bobq, ban-JO!, the sex god of NYU or something like that
occupation:musician (unemployed), student
funfact:there is a glimpse of Homer's ass crack in every episode of the Simpsons
hobbies:playing guitar, standing in front of the microwave, writing bad goth poetry,
red hair and, oh wait, thats turn-ons
quote:"You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice."
- Marge Simpson
  artists:Kandinsky and that guy with the hair
  writers:Orwell, Bradbury, and that guy with the hair
  musicians:Wes Montgomery, Charlie Christian, and that guy with the hair
  movies:American Beauty, Little Murders, 80's and 90's teen angst movies,
and that movie with that guy with the hair