Twelve Days of Bat-mas

On the ____ day of Bat-mas, Batman gave to me. .

1. One shiny new Redbird motorcycle
2. Two formfitting rubber Robin suits
3. Three spinning Redbirdarangs
4. Four vicious enemies
5. Five days of training
6. Six months probation
7. Seven weeks of nightmares
8. Eight million dollars in a trust fund
9. Nine different credit cards
10. Ten hours in a hang glider
11. Eleven different disguises
12. Twelve kung fu lessons