A. Nope. There are many more lame comics waiting to be scanned and uploaded. We'd love to spend 24 hours a day doing nothing but Nasty Comics, but we have jobs, too.

Eventually, we plan to be the biggest altered comics site in the world. Like Microsoft, we'll buy out and crush our opponents until we are the only source of Nasty Comics on the planet. Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Q. Who the hell are you?

A. Would you want your name on this site? Didn't think so. But here's a hint: We're a group of professional thirty-somethings (men and women) with a low maturity level and too much time on our hands.

Q. How do you create Nasty Comics?

A. Originally, our artisans used only the finest white-out and black ink. Now we scan the comics and alter them in a photo manipulation program.

The trick is to keep as much of the original dialog as possible. Anyone can white out all the word balloons and fill them with obscenities, but where's the challenge in that?

Q. Can I send you my own Nasty Comic?

A. Sure! E-mail us and we'll tell you how to send your comic. In your e-mail, let us know if you want credit for the work, and what name you'd like to use (if not your real name). If we like your Nasty Comic, we'll put it on the site.

Q. I love you. What can I do to assist you in your goal of world domination?

A. Tell your friends about this site. Nothing makes us as joyful as seeing the hit counter go up. And we'll remember you when the world is our plaything and its inhabitants but our servants.