The Truck Driver and the Priest
A Truck Driver was driving down the highway
when
he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He
stopped to pick up the priest and give him a
ride.
A ways down the road the Truck Driver saw a
lawyer
on the side of the road. He turned the truck on
a
direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought
'Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run
down this lawyer' and at the last second the
Truck
Driver swerved to miss the lawyer.
But, the Truck Driver heard a thump outside of
the
truck, he looked in his rear-view mirror but
didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said 'Sorry Father,
I
just missed that Lawyer at the side of the road'
And the priest said 'Don't worry son, I got him
with my door'