"Okay doc, I'll explain it one more time. You see, the man gets on top…"

"Roy, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Might I suggest Viagra?"

"I'm sorry Roy, but we'll have to
notify all of your past sexual partners-what do you mean, my SISTER??"

"Uh...I think I love you, Doc."

"So that's two eyes of newt and one eye of bat??"

"Wait a minute, why is this full of fishing bait??"

"Sorry Junior, I checked twice. We don't carry Viagra."

"Hey Roy, get me some O2, will ya pal? Those things stink!"

"I'M the cute one, remember that!"

"Ed, it's time for your prostate exam."

"C'mon, pull my finger!"

"Why are they screaming 'tighty whities" and looking at us?"

"Uh oh, Joanne's mad at me again. Hide me Johnny!"

"Roy, you done changing yet?"

"Uh oh, Chet's done it this time!"

"You want us to WHAT?"

"No, it's mine!"

"Johnny, do you have any idea what you're doing?"

"Yes, Roy, I do love you."

"Trust me Roy, no one will ever know there's beer in here!"