"Wow What is it?"

"THAT's lunch??"

"Um Cap, I think we killed him."

"Marco, I tried your recipe but the Irish stew came out green!"

"Wow! Now that's what I call an inch and a half!"

"They make a cute couple, don't you think?"

"Where's the beef?"

"I've got that not so fresh feeling."

After hearing Johnny rant, Roy thinks, "Jesus, Lord, help me, Jesus, Lord, I can't take it anymore..."

"What did Johnny do this time?"

"Of course I love Joanne! Can't you tell?"

"This stupid napkin is stuck to my face!"

"I need a hug!"

"What the hell did I just eat?"

"Maybe if I sit here nice and quiet they won't notice I just farted."

"Who dropped the Chalupa?"

"Hey Mike, what's Johnny doing with that CPR dummy?"

"Ohhh...so that's how you become Captain!"

"And they wonder why I keep my mouth shut."

"Okay, who put the 'Honk If You're Horny" sticker on MY engine?"

"I see dead people!"

"Well damn! Roy's is bigger than Johnny's!"

"Don't you just love Casual Fridays?"

Hank to Johnny, "Gage, for heaven's sakes, will you PLEASE gain some
weight?"

"Inspection? What inspection? Today?"

"I do so know how to dress myself!"

"C'mon Cap, strike a pose! Vogue with us!"

"You never should have burned his damn hat!"