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"Okay, time to see who gets voted off the island."

"Cap, I swear, we don't like the dummy better than you!"

"C'mon guys, we gotta hide the body fast!"

"This new trainee is awfully quiet!"

"I told you not to leave the stove on!"

"That's it Johnny, no more cooking for you!"

"I hate it when it's Chet's turn to cook!"

"Hey Roy, do you remember where we parked the squad?"

"We're eating WHAT??"

"Can't you see we want to be alone?"

"Marco don't move...maybe he doesn't see us!"

"No way Chet, you tell Cap his fly is open!"

"Okay guys, I'm only gonna show you how to strip one more time!"

Roy: "It's stuck! Damn it! These turnouts don't fit real men!"

Johnny: "Roy, can you read me a
bedtime story?"

"Roy, can't you have phone sex with your wife in another room???"