Jazzy Jeff The Jizzer

Name: Jeff Jensen
Instrument: Guitar.
Gender: n/a
Race: White
Likes: Food, Guitar, Skateboarding, Snowboaring, Females very much so.
Loves: Charlyn, Life, Guitar, Certain parts of the female anatomy.
Hates: Posers, And poser bands (Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, And leader of all posers in the world, Avril Lavigne)
Music: Dashboard Confessional!!! Awesome band!!! I like anything, except death metal, that's just gay, but punk, emo, emocore, classical, hard rock, etc
All Time Favorite Song: Hands Down, Dashboard Confessional.
Underwear: Boxers.
Favorite Skater: Ali Bouala.
Favorite Trick: Front Foot Impossible.
Favorite Team: FliP
Favorite Part Of A Female: Really Cute Face.
Favorite Color Hair: Blonde.
Favorite Color Eyes: Blue.

Bio

Born and raised here in Elgin, IL. Lived my entire not so exciting life here, went to elementary school at Illinois Park, middle school was Kimball, and now high school is Larkin. It was me that had the fortunate incident in which I met Chelsea Nye. Which has obviously had quite an impact on not only me, but also my friends. Unfortunate, I've just found out about a 7th grader whom I've never met likes me. What's up with these way younger women? Whatever. I've been playing guitar for about 4 or 5 months now. I'm also the emo one of the group, so if we ever release an emo song, I guarantee I wrote it. My life has been pretty uneventful so far, so there's not really anything to talk about. I'm willing to just about anything, even if I know I'll get hurt, or embarrassed, especially on a skateboard or snowboard. Ok, well I'm done, so I'll finish this up by saying, "This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time. Well you'd like to think that you were invincible. Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time? Well this is the last time."- Mr. Carrabba

Famous Qoute From Jeff....
"When your doing it, think of golf."