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10) Okay Saxophones, play that even louder now! 9) Wow drummers, you got that right the first time! 8) Can we have the whole Soprano section sing the high note? 7) Your tuning is great today basses! 6) Let's just have fun today! 5) Its okay to talk during solos drummers! 4) Let's include a drum set on that! 3) You can get drunk before the concert basses, I'm going to! 2) That was real good violas! 1) I'm sorry, it's all my fault!~*~ ~*~Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, she'll stand at the piano drinking a diet coke while she has her accompanist do it! ~*~ ~*~How do you keep two flute players in tune.... Shoot one of them!~*~ ~*~How do you tune two oboes? Shoot them both!~*~ ~*~what makes trombonists better players? well, trumpet players do it w/ 3 fingers, baritone players do it w/ 4 fingers, but trombonists do it in 7 positions~*~
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