Werdna: Let's kick it up a notch!
Nomis: BAMB! D'oh, D'oh, D'oh
Werdna: Yeah, That's right! I'm cool!
Nomis: And Gay
Werdna: I'm a fool, that's the rule!
Nomis: I made this "band" from scratch!
Werdna: Speaking of scratch, I gotta scratch my patch (vigorous scratching)
Nomis: I'm gonna be famous! Yeah that's RIGHT!
Werdna: We're the lamest! I'm just a rapper! Now lick my dapper! OLDSCHOOL! Anyways, Me and Nomis will now swim naked in a pool!
Nomis: Boy, we're the best!
Werdna: Our size? You gotta guess.
Nomis: NO! NO! NO!
Werdna: You got it wrong. To prove that, I'm wearing a thong!
Nomis: Booya!
Werdna: We're the bomb! We're so hyperactive, we can't stay calm! WE ain't Russians, I'll give you a lesson:
Werdna & Nomis: WE JUST RECOVERED FROM OUR CONCUSSION!