My after after life starts after my after life. After the Rapture, I died trying. And I died the first time trying too. Anyways, I'm now sending you this message from outer space where I can see stars everywhere. It is quite a beautiful view, but I can't help it but to hate this place because of the lack of oxygen. You might be wondering why I'm not dead yet. Ah, wait. No wait. I didn't say what I just think I said. Did I? But I'm gonna say, Nothing you idiot. I'm already dead. I'm locked in outer space. I'm building a space ship as we speak right now. At the same time I'm battling little aliens from Mars. They really DO exist. I'm almost done my space ship right now....DONE! I'm gonna travel to Saturn. I'm gonna go to Saturn because I heard that YOU live there. I wanna go to the same planet as YOU so that I can get some exercise by kicking your bumb bumb. I'm at Saturn right now. Hey there YOU are. "Hello YOU CRAZY GUY!!!" "Hello 'Rif'." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE ME!!! NOW BLEED YOU BLEED!!!!!!!!!" (YOU choking) Hi I'm Rif. I'm on earth right now. I'm now chasing and killing everyone that I can see. Including YOU. You might not be dead right now. But soon. Soon you'll be like me. I have an AK47 in my hand right now and my father at my mercy. HAHAHAHAHAHA. GO TO THE CNE YOU SAY, HUH. HAHAHA. *GUNSHOTS* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO TO NIAGRA TOMORROW, EH??? HAHAHAHAHA *GUNSHOTS* HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UH OH, I must not try or I'll die. Then I died trying not to try. I'm very very very high right now......................hehe................hehe...............hehe................hehe................(this is starting to REALLY irritate me, too)by the way I don't hate my dad. I just got mad on the day I made this(he wanted to 'take' me to the CNE). AND NO I DO NOT WANT TO KILL MY DAD!
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