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MELTDOWN!!!

Werdna/Nomis
"Meltdown"
Group = "Meltdown"
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About "Meltdown" ....hmmmmm...not much at to say, cuz they weren't really anything... As Nomis would say, "'Meltdown' couldn't sing for beans!". Ok, This all started in winter, 2000. Two pathetic loosers desperate for attention from their crushes (Nomis - Hteb, Werdna - Enomyt). These scrawny weaklings desperatly made a plan: Make a band, Ask people to join, sing to your crush, Become famous, then become rich... too bad this plan was too gay for it to really happen. For they had no singing talent (Nomis - sounds like a (no offense to Nomis) girl; Werdna - just CAN'T sing!!!), they didn't have any musical backgrounds, and they didn't know how to play instruments. At first, they had to think of a name... they came up with: Russian Spacestation. When I found out, I dissed them up so badly that they changed their names to Kosmonaut Tower, then to The Flying Turkeys (don't ask...), then to Generation-S, then to Dimension-X(they must really like the letter "X" ..I know why...XXX...XXX...XXX...), then to Wind, then to Frozen Water AKA Ice (loser), Then to what they now call themselves: "Meltdown". People started joining the band to help them (some were my "spies", because they knew that if I joined, I would just diss them up, which i would, so they wouldn't let me join). Here are the "jobs":

Nomis - Singer

Werdna - Singer/Rapper/Wigger

Namreh - Music player/writer (cuz he's the only one there that knows even a little bit of crap about music) ..and he worked for me >: )

Enahs - Advisor ..and he worked for me >: )

Hteb - Nomis's manager

Enomyt - Werdna's Manager

The instruments were:

Fisherprice Keyboard (AAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

Guitar ..one real one, one out of a tissue box and elastic bands

Drums ..one real one, one out of pencils

I heard them sing once before.. They sucked more than Ja Rule(no offense to his fans)...

March 21, 2001, 1:45 PM: Meltdown fired everyone; including themselves. Since Namerh was the Music Notes' Writer, they don't have musical notes anymore.