My life started in BC. My parents are illegal immigrants from China. I have a sister who is also an illegal immigrant. :) She smokes and is also a girl. I was born with my finger up my butt. The first words that I said was, "What's this thing hanging on me?" My sister shoots tranquilizer darts at me everyday. Everytime I go to the washroom, I see a hole in a wall with an eye peeking through it. I just thought that this was part of the decorations, but found out it was you. You sick pervert!! I raised a tiger to play fetch with me. And I have a dog which I will cook someday to eat. All of my friends are illegal immigrants, rennegades, or they broke out of jail. When I was 21, I bought some drugs. I got so high that I pissed in a pit of fire, that I saw in a dream, thinking that it would make an explosion. Once I got so high, I rode naked on my tiger through the city, until the cops dragged me to jail. My little Leprechaun friend had to bail me out. We then had a fight over what cardboard boxes were made of. After the fight, I saw a rainbow, though no rain came. I ran to the end of the rainbow and did not see a pot of gold. But a gold of pot. I then knew that the legends were true. When I was 21 and a half, I died trying. By the way, I'm high right now........hehe.........hehe...........hehe........hehe........................................
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