In The Beginning, He says, "Well, here I am, Conker the KING. KING of all the land. Who'd have thought that? But how'd I come to this, you say. And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne. Very thoughtful, I say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started yesterday. What a day that was. It' what I call: A BAD FUR DAY!"
In the end, he says, "So, here I am, King. King of all the land. Who'd have thought that? Huh, not me. I guess you know who these guys are now. I suddenly knew. I don't wanna know them. And yup, I may be king, I have all the money in the world and all the land and all that stuff, but you know, I don't really think I want it. I just wanna go home, with Berri, and iono, have a bottle of bear. HHMMM. (Sniff) (Sniff) It's not gonna happen. It's true what they say, 'The grass is always greener, and you don't really know what you have, until it's gone..Gone!...GONE!!!"
-Conker The Squirrel