This just in!!! Colts players use steroids during Superbowl!! This shocking development comes just days after The Superbowl. After a statement released to the press Manning deliberately tells all about his teammates use of illegal substances. "Well I knew I couldn't hide it forever, and I felt completely bad about it." Manning Said. "We knew we sucked, and we just couldn't help it. I would like to apologize to all my fans." This comes as a surprise to everyone especially after their three game win-streak in the playoffs in which there improved run-defense was the catalyst. Dwight Freeney later added, "Yeah, after we gang-raped William Pinkney of Jacksonville, Florida, in which he voluntarily subdued to, he gave us some illegal substances that enhanced our abilities in the playoffs." Bob Sanders Later added, "William you are the best." the above is a lie, but it was fun writing. go Raiders