Yoda's Humor Page

Welcome to the humor page. Please submit your ideas and comments to Master Yoda so that this page will be a success. Click here to go to the Captioning page. Enjoy the lists.

"Oh! oh! I see a red-crested jay!"

1. Birdwatching on Tatooine.
2. Awaiting his time to "reveal himself to the Jedi".
3. Helping out at the local orphanage, (or not).
4. Experimenting with various different colors of facial tattoos.
5. Stand-up comedy at the club.
6. Selling pink fiberglass insulation to little kids at his cotton candy stand.
7. Taking brisk morning jogs in his stylish black sweats.
8. Using Just For Sith on his horns, (for that lustrous shine).
9. Trying to overcome his shyness by attending speech classes at the college.
10. Afternoon trips with Sidious to the lake.

1. Being cut in half.
2. Visiting his mother.
3. Those semi-annual dental appointments.
4. When he mistakes his lightsaber for the shaver.
5. When someone comments about his "pink" lightsaber.
6. Jury duty.
7. Christmas shopping with Sidious.
8. The cardboard cutouts in the store make him look fat.
9. Everyone keeps mistaking him for someone named "Lucifer".
10. When his Sith Speeder breaks down, he has to ride the mo-ped.

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