This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him". His mom is taken by surprise and says. " Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "That won't work." mom says, "Why?". And the boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

What is a Dildo?
A dildo is an artificial substitute for an erect penis. Dildos come in all shapes and sizes and are made from an array of materials from Lucite to rubber. Materials that are non-porous like latex and Lucite are far easier to clean. Dildos can be a wonderful enhancement to lovemaking or they can be used alone to pleasure your self. Dildos are designed for vaginal or anal insertion and some dildos are designed for both. Never insert a dildo vaginally without cleaning carefully after using it in the rectum. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum. Both the rectum and the vagina are lined with soft tissue and are capable of expanding but they are very different. As a safety note, the rectum is not a straight passageway, there is a short canal, which connects the anal opening to the rectum, and then it tilts toward the front of the body. The rectum continues to curve back and forth. Make sure when you insert a dildo into your rectum it has a flared base so that if in a moment of passion you lose your hold it will not slip into your rectum and become irretrievable. Rectal penetration always requires a lubricant the rectum does not produce fluid like the vagina. Chemical additives should be avoided latex based lubricants are latex-compatible. The responsibility for healthy safe play is yours, do all you can to educate yourself to avoid injury and to discover the maximum pleasures that await. Dildos do not vibrate but the sensation of fullness is extremely pleasurable. Many dildos are designed as accessories to strap on harnesses for woman to woman satisfaction or for women to pleasure their man in a different way or for men to play with each other. In fact there are countless ways to use dildos in play. Remember play safe, sane and educate yourself in toy usage.