Kelly's International House of Radness
Yup, that’s me! I’m Kelly, and I’ll be your waitress for the evening. What can I get you?
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Lunch (a.k.a. High School) Menu:
ff*bia Salad
three beautiful crack whores and a partridge in a pear tree, tossed with lettuce and lots of cheese.
KJBCCG
exotic recipe from Centre College, summer of 1998.
Kel and Jen 1999
A nymph and an elf served on a sesame seed bun. Includes whipped cream, choice of one vegetable, and a beverage. Great at lunch.
Lemming Fries
Be careful--it's still pretty bitter..
Literary Squash
And lots of it! Kelly (the Perfect English Princess) discovers that her stuff isn't *all* terrible and/or worthless. Garnished with what I'm reading right now.
Dinner (a.k.a. College) Menu:
College on the Cob
At last, Kelly gets away from her hick-town to a haven of intelligence. A basic summary of my new life.
Dormitory Club
What do you get when you cross three Kentucky girls and two racial slurs? My Freshman dorm!
Literary Squash
And lots of it! Kelly (the Perfect English Princess) discovers that her stuff isn't *all* terrible and/or worthless. Garnished with what I'm reading right now.
Beverages:
Spring Break 1999
Get ditched by your best friend while everyone else at your table gets alcohol but you.
Live Music on the Rocks
Kelly's collection of concert tickets, pictures, and stories in a highball glass. Only three per customer, please.
Andrea and Tonic
Kelly's model sister and recent addition to friends list, served with lime and lots of rum.
Spring Break 2000
New Orleans Mardi Gras recipe, with ingredients fresh from the Florida Keys.
Propaganda in action! It's the guestbook!
Quote of the week:
"I want to be a good-looking gay man." -Morgan
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