- Q: What did the football coach say to the telephone booth? Answer: I WANT MY QUARTER BACK!
- Q: What kind of drink does a cheerleader drinks? Answer: Rootbeer.
- Q: Who is the sorest player in NFL? Answer: Troy Aikman.
- Q: Where do sport players to go to when they rip their jerseys? Answer: To New Jersey of course.
- Q: What is the best underwear to wear in a short baseball game? Answer: Briefs
- Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? Answer: She ran away from the ball.
- Q: How does a tennis player sneeze? Answer: A-tennis-shoe! A-tennis-shoe! A-tennis-shoe!
- Q: Why shouldn't you tell a joke while you're ice skating? Answer: Because the ice might crack up.
- Q: What can you serve but never eat? Answer: A volleyball.
- Q: Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? Answer: He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
- A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "But I just couldn't understand though why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What do you mean?" "They all kept screaming: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
- Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad sports player? Answer: Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Answer: Missle toe.
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