- Q: What was the book in the hospital? Answer: Becuase it hurt it's spine.
- Q: Why was the math book sad? Answer: Because it had too many problems.
- Q: Why did the boy put numbers on his body? Answer: He wanted his parents to count on him.
- Q: What is a computer's favorite dance? Answer: Disk-o.
- Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Answer: "Smiles." Because there is a mile between each "s"!
- Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world? Answer: Pennsylvania.
- Teacher: Why are you late Jeff? Jeff: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Jeff: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
- Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school? Answer: He was going to high school.
- Q: Why isn't your nose twelve inches long? Answer: Because then it would be a foot
- Q: Why is Alabama the smartest state? Answer: It has four A's and one B.
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