- Q: Why do we say "amen" than "awomen" in church? Answer: We sing hymns, not hers.
- God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth." The angel
says, "What are you going to do now?" God says, "Call it a day."
- Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Answer: A Roaming Catholic.
- Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Answer: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
- Q: What does every wise man agree that is between Heaven and Earth? Answer: "and"
- A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No
charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note
from the priest in front of the door. Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber
said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community." The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you
note from the police officer. Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No
charge. I consider it a service to the country." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.
- Q: What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every ending? Answer: The letter "E".
- Q: How do you make holy water? Answer: You boil the hell out of it.
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