Rejection Lines

For some unknown reason, guys are the ones who talk to the females and then get rejected by the girl in a really painful way if the girl hates the guy. They are turned down so to speak. Below are some some lines to get a guy out of your face ladies. Sorry guys, I don't recall guys having any shut down lines against girls, hmm?

Guy: Do you want to get out of here?
Girl: Sure, as long as you promise not to follow!
Guy: So, do you want to meet up later?
Girl: Maybe, but I'd definitely like to throw up now.
Guy: Hey baby, are you wearing perfume?
Girl: No, I have a bouqet of roses stuck up my butt.
Guy: Say, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather just have the money, thanks.
Guy: Say, can I give you my number?
Girl: Don't bother. I've already figured it out: 0.
Guy: Don't you want something to remember me by?
Girl: I think this clump of dog crap I stepped in will suffice.
Guy: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: So, you wanna go out with me and see a movie?
Girl: My mom doesn't want me to go out with anyone this time of year.
Guy: Do I look good enough for you to buy me a drink?
Girl: Maybe from the neck down.
Guy: I have a pen, you got a number -- think of the possibilities.
Girl: I've got a knee and you've got a dick -- think of the pain.
Guy: Can I go over to your house and sleep over forever?
Girl: Sure, I'm moving out today.
Guy: Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
Girl: No, but I believe yours is constipated@loser.com.
Guy: Have you ever seen the ceiling in my truck?
Girl: No, but I think you've seen the pavement more than anybody has seen your truck.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Trying to get away from you.
Guy: How about you and me play spin the bottle?
Girl: No thanks, but would you like the bottle up your a$$?
Guy: Hey! Are you looking for me?
Girl: No, I'm looking for my pepper spray.
Answer two: Girl: I'm looking for the nearest exit.
Answer three: I'm looking for my boyfriend.
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