- Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church? Answer: They have no organs.
- Q: How is a banana like a piano? Answer: 'Cuz if you don't C sharp, you'll be flat!
- Q: What's the keynote of good manners? Answer: B Natural.
- Q: What would you get if you dropped a piano on an army officer? Answer: A flat major!
- Girl: What did you get that little medal for? Boy: For singing. Girl: What did you get the big medal for? Boy: For stopping!
- Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Answer: A flat minor.
- One day a singer was about to go onto stage to sing. She said out loud, " I have a frog in my throat." Another singer who was sitting next
to her said, "Honey, let the frog sing; it's got a better voice than you."
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