- Q: What is a monster's favorite game? Answer: Swallow the Leader.
- Q: What does a sick ghost say? Answer: Ah-ah-ah-BOO!
- Q: What happens when Dracula gets a cold? Answer: He starts coffin.
- Q: What did the comedian get for Halloween? Answer: Lots of Snickers!
- Q: What do ghosts say before a meeting? Answer: Gentlemen, be sheeted.
- Q: Who belongs to the monster PTA? Answer: Mummies and Deadies.
- Q: What does a vampire say when he wants the next person in line? Answer: Necks!
- Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name the baby? Answer: Frostbite!
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Answer: Because it didn't have ANYBODY to go with.
- Q: What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him? Answer: He picks them up and rolls them back.
- Q: How do you greet a 2-headed monster? Answer: Hello, Hello.
- Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink? Answer: A bloody Mary.
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