- Q: What did one bean say to another bean? Answer: How you bean!?
- Q: Why did the boy eat the calender? Answer: He loved dates.
- Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Answer: Where's pop corn?
- Q: What has one horn and milk? Answer: A milk truck.
- Q: What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T? Answer: A teapot.
- Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig? Answer: Because it couldn't find a date.
- Q: When is a pillow like a mug of root beer? Answer: When it has a head on it.
- Q: Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Answer: Because they taste funny.
- Q: When is a farmer mean? Answer: When he pulls the ears off of corn.
- Q: What did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: It wasn't peeling well.
- Q: What do you give a lemon when its hurt? Answer: Lemonade.
- Q: What are two things you just cannot have for breakfast? Answer: Lunch and dinner.
- Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Answer : Anyone can roast beef.
- Q: Why were the baby strawberries sad? Answer: Because their parents were in a jam!
- Joan: Did you hear about the new chinese cook book? Jamie: No... what's it called? Joan: 101 ways to WOK your dog!
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