On Today's Menu...

Dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

The Flapjack Stack

Ouch my Liver!

Freestylin wit da Spick

Sausage, Ham, or Bacon?

Would you like Fries with that?

Sausage, Ham, or Bacon?

Questions designed to torment and twist your mind until it is as distorted as mine!
Brought straight to you from the warped mind of me...Spick!

If people hold power, why is it called power when it has no control over itself?

If aliens are so intelligent, why do they keep abducting the morons of Earth?

If two trains leave NY and LA travelling in opposite directions, which one falls into the ocean first?

If a speedboat has a velocity of 35 m/s and a mass of 500 kg, what color is the aple that just fell off the tree in my backyard?

If there are millions of stars in the sky, why is Texas the lonestar state? can you only see one?

If peanut butter is sticky, why is it called butter when butter isnt sticky?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If there are no stupid questions, what do you call these?

Again, I remind you, absolutely no pancakes were harmed during filming!...except the ones cooked to feed the crew...

Amys part of this

::as Amy smacks her head off the table:: You may know him and think it's bad enough, but I'm dating him!! What on earth was I thinking?!! lol don't you feel sorry for me!!

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