On Today's Menu... Dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya! The Flapjack Stack Ouch my Liver! Freestylin wit da Spick Sausage, Ham, or Bacon? Would you like Fries with that?

Welcome to.. Hey...wait a minute!! What are you doing here??? Do you think this is some kind of restaraunt or something that you can just walk into uninvited? Well if ya do then you've come to the right place I bet you're wondering how I know that... Well ya see...this was a place invented for a dumbass by a dumbass Welcome to the club! On your right...or wait...is that left...sorry, I never learned my directions... But anyway...you'll find today's menu around here somewhere... If you havent figured it out by now...I'm Spick! I run this joint... ...Speaking of joints... Ummm...nevermind... Warning: No pancakes have been hurt(other than the ones fried in that pan over there) have been hurt during filming...

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