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Isn't my world fun? Doesn't it make you chuckle?
Well maybe not yet cause you haven't read the
damn jokes..
BUT
THAT'S
NOT
THE
DAMN
POINT!
SMILE
ICOMMAND
YEEE!
BOW
TO
ME
FAITHFULLY!
Tis not a request .. tis a demand.. or yee shall
be fed to the lions!
DAHMER
Page #1 Jokes
Q.Did you hear that the F.B.I. was investigating dahmer????
A.They think he might have been selling arms to IRAQ.
When the police raided Dahmer's house they found him sitting by the frig singing "My boloney has a first name......"
Q.What did Jeffrey tell his mother when she told him that she didn't like his friends?
A."That's Ok, Mom, Just eat the noodles!
Q.What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?
A.He threw away the wheelchairs!!!
Q.What are Jeffery Dahmer's favorite foods?
A: Ground Chuck and Quiche Lorraine
Q. What did they find in Jeffrey Dahmer's medicine cabinet?
A.Head and Shoulders
MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shows what kinda of a person I am dont it...
but thats a joke all in its self hehee
Q.WHY DID JEFFREY DAHMER KEEP TESTICLES IN THE FRIDGE?
A. SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
Q. What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A. He wiped himself!
... Dahmer uses teflon pans so guests don't stick around after dinner.
They finally rented out Jeffery
Daumer's old apartment - it was expensive;
they wanted an arm and a leg.
Jeffrey Dahmer's invited a
couple of his friends over for dinner. In the middle of the meal, one of
them turns to him and says,
"you know, I really hate your neighbors."
And Jeffrey replies, "That's
okay, you can just have the salad."
MENU FROM THE DAHMER CAFE:
French Fries
Swedidh Meatballs
Belgian Waffles
Baby Back Ribs
Liver and Onions
Rump Roast
Frankfurters (Frankfurt people!
come on laugh, its funny!)
Hamburgers(People from Ham-
oh, you get it.)
Spanish Rice
Chef Salad
....Try our fine French cuisine!
You heard they did an autopsy on Jeffrey Dahmer?
What did Jeff say before his fellow inmates beat him?
I heard that Jeffrey Dahmer
did find Jail house religion before he died. Yes its true he vowed to
only eat fisherman on fridays.
Thank goodnesss he had a will. It stated he wanted to rest like his victims in pieces.
I heard the jailers jailers say, when they found him, could only find head and shoulders.
Did ya hear that Jeffrey Dahmer got his Christmas present early?
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