SUNG TO THE TUNE OF MY HEART WILL GO ON BY CELINE DION
Every night in my nightmares, I see him,
His hairy body too
THat is how I know that he is a chia pet.
Far across the town of Salem
And spaces between it
AUstin has come to show me what a monkey man with no
brains can be
Wherever he is i believe that the belly button hair
Once more, they open in the door
And I know that the belly button hair will grow on and
ARmpit vines can touch us one time and last for a
And make us sick until it kills us dead and gone.
Chianess was the sickest thing created on austin reed
one true time
One time hyena tears made the chia grow.
Near far, wherever he is
I believe that the belly button hair will grow on.
Once more, they open the door
And you'll see under the muscle shirt and boxing
gloves the armpit vines of the chia pet.
there is so much to fear.
Acting school dropout, chia pet lookalike, armpit
vines, and that belly button hair.
We'll be afraid forever and a day.
And I'm afraid that the belly button hair will grow on
Belly button hair grows on and on and on.............